I think I went on a date today
I think? It was a good one.
Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone...– When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating. It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry...
shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think I’m joking??
brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
grievinghouseplants: i want to be an old woman literally covered in tattoos that aren’t significant and i want to wear hot pants and offer flowers to skater boys
i need a hug and some cuddles
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
Luna bars are tasty as fuck when you're high as...
congragulation: WHOA kids born in 13 will be turning 2000 this year
soulsnatcha: it’s not about your boobs ladies. it’s about what’s under your boobs. your lungs, because we are gonna be blazing a lot of kush and you need to keep up.
kittyvanzile: that one time i went to an all girls catholic high school graduation with semen in my hair: a short story there’s something about katie. <3
SHE SAW MY MESSAGE AND HASN'T ANSWERED ME YET I'M...
dear god, i want to move to new york
I GOT A BUSINESS CARD AND AN APPRENTICESHIP OFFER...
i’m so glad i went to work today. I might be moving to New York City, OH MY GOD LIFE IS EXCITING AND STRANGE AND BEAUTIFUL I HOPE THIS PANS OUT.
Four days in a row WERK.
Ew. No hot yoga, yes Urban Outfitters. GUH, I DON’T WANNA.
Hot yoga tomorrow or no hot yoga tomorrow?
I’d have to go at 9:30. and I may have to work at 4. Most likely, actually. I don’t wanna work. Not four days in a row. I think I’ll do it. Yeah. Hot yoga THREE DAYS IN A ROW, MOTHABITCHES.
bentcharm replied to your post: Is there some huge personality flaw I haven’t noticed about myself? But for real tho. You’re awesome and your bf when you do find him will be awesome, like the kind that takes 20 years to find. i hope so. And i hope I find him soon. I hate this.
Is there some huge personality flaw I haven't...
That, or I’ve got something hideous on my face that I can’t see. How else could I have been single for almost 20 years? … Blah blah blah, I know I’m not supposed to need other people, but it’d be nice not to be alone for once in my fucking life.
niallhortonhearsawho: a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt IF ONLY THE STRAP WAS AN INCH WIDE!
I GOT CUTE YOGA CLOTHES AND A NEAT YOGA MAT WITH A...
I’m ~active~ But seriously, it makes me feel good. I like it a lot. I’m a beginner, but I’m getting better pretty quickly. I don’t know how I feel about the philosophy yet, but I do know that it’s relaxing and it’s fun and I feel awesome afterwards, so, I think I’ll continue. Plus, I look cute in workout clothes. I just do.
abortionista: if u think my constant vocal feminism is annoying imagine how annoying the patriarchy is to me
claydols: who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed
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shitmystudentswrite: Acting white is defined as buying and accepting slaves. This behavior is viewed very negatively because in our time now slavery is over and done with. Back in the day slavery was a traumatic event for the african americans. Highly offensive.