February 2012
292 posts
Feb 27th
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I wish there was an app that told you what...
Is that weird? Yeah, that’s probably weird.
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Actually, I have a bad taste in my mouth
And maybe I should find a healthier way to relieve stress, because I don’t even like smoking. It’s just that nothing I’ve tried so far has calmed me down this well.
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“My momma is an atheist. If I stay out late, she don’t get pissed”
– Rilo Kiley
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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witchparty: parks and rec is literally the best comedy show on tv i couldn’t agree more. i have this thought every time i watch.
Feb 26th
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P.S.
Why do “Z”s signify sleep? I’ve never heard a “zzz” during anyone’s slumber.
Feb 26th
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I'm completely sober, but i'm so tired I feel like...
And with that I say, “goodnight world.”
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Feb 26th
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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I called the cops on someone for the first time...
Ugh, I hope it helped.
Feb 25th
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“Aside from burning Bibles and American Flags almost daily, the Islamic world...”
– my cousin. oh fuck everything.
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Feb 24th
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Do any of my followers want to play music with me?
I really fucking miss singing, you don’t even get it. And I’ve just been recording myself on fucking garageband or photobooth and adding harmonies so it doesn’t sound so bare, but I’m getting sick of harmonic songs and my computer mic doesn’t do so well with loudness and I miss jamming with people.
Feb 24th
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I'm lonely, sick, and sad.
So I’m in bed, surfing the internet, and drinking a smirnoff ice with no pants on. 
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