December 2010
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Disappointed
Mom: Btw- In the car yesterday i knew what you meant when you were on the phone with your friend and said “Do you want to poke smot?” MOMMY IS DISAPPOINTED!!!!!
Acne jeans ow ow ow.
Last year’s Hanukah, mother got me Acne jeans. Tight as hell, I slept in them to stretch them out and woke up with bruises the next morning. Apparently, I forgot about that when I ordered a second pair in the same size. Took about 3 minutes to actually get them on. It will be worth it soon. Stretch, jeans, stretch! I hurt.
Saw "17 Again."
Damn, it’s actually pretty good. More surprisingly, so is Zac Efron! Respect!
Dear "Mask,"
Why are you on tv all the time? And why is it that EVERY time you’re on, I think you’re “The Mask” and I change the channel and then I see a disfigured face, freak out, and change the channel immediately (then feel really bad about being intolerant of gigantic, stage-makeuped faces)?
Sincerely,
Roxanne.
Watchpolyesteriot:
croonforaccoon:
iamramonaflowers:
Best thing I’ve seen all month.
so this is pretty fucking fantastic.
this is the best.
p.s. i hate christmas. STARBUCKS IS CLOSED? STARBUCKS? WHAT IS THISSSS
i love this. i love her.
Rex Ryan
DAD: did you hear about Rex Ryans fetish?
ME: yeah it’s gross
DAD: do you want know what I have a fetish for?
ME: absolutely not
DAD: spongebob squarepants
I use a Zune.
I have been a Zune-user for 4 years, and I still like it. So suck it!
Those pictures drive me crazy.
The ones where girls pose in bikinis or with promiscuous poses. You’re better than that! And if you aren’t, you sadden me! It’s not right. I don’t get it, what’s the point? Do you need guys to like you THAT much? I mean - don’t get me wrong - I’d certainly like to know that I’m wanted, but I’d much rather it be for qualities other than my...
Awful. →
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I'm on a plane, mothabitchez.
Planes are so cool. Wi-fi’s also very nice.
I'm real pale.
But I like it.
WHERE THE HELL AM I GOING TO SCHOOL?
I want to make the decision now. It’s driving me crazy that I don’t know what’s best for me. Will I ever know? Am I just gonna have to go with my gut and hope for the best? Am I gonna have to pick out of a hat in the end? Thank god it’s only three.
buffalo buffalo, buffalo buffalo buffalo, buffalo...
that’s my favorite sentence.
Sound Advice
Me: Should I drive to the airport or take a taxi tomorrow?
Dad: Depends on how drunk you get tonight.
I miss art history class
I want it back.
I just realized.
I swear so much on tumblr, but hardly ever in real life. Why?
“Last week’s black mold lazarus’d itself back into a negative...”
– Brother’s latest status. Yeah, he was a writing major.
Reblog if you started doing drugs as soon as you...
I owe a lot (or most) of my "normal" behavior to...
That’s why I’m offended when people make fun of me for tv/movie references. They don’t know what it means to me. It’s not just a show, it’s my childhood. It’s how I was raised. It’s why I’m who I am today, and that’s not an exaggeration.
I'm so pissed at all this fucking Julian Assange...
Okay, yes he did good through wikileaks. But, that doesn’t excuse him from rape! I wish people would stop fucking connecting the two. If Julian is guilty of rape, he should go to jail. If he’s not, great, he can continue to be the good guy. But STOP making wikileaks the number one reason he shouldn’t go to jail, because that’s such shit.
I'm bleeding.
Not metaphorically. Actually. And I haven’t the slightest clue why. And it won’t stop. Fuck.
Heart and Mind. →
Bought.
Took me 2 days to decide it was worth it. I don’t like spending this much on something I don’t know everything about.
My main goal is always happiness. Less money makes me sad, but I don’t have anything else I really need to pay for except gas, which is super cheap on a Prius (yaaaayyyy Prius!). I’ve still got enough money for a little wasting, and if I’m losing...
I think I'll buy a happy light
Is it worth it? Those things are fucking expensive… but I do have the winter blues, and winter weather isn’t stopping any time soon.
Eh. If it makes me happier, maybe I should splurge.
