Silly waiter, hookah's for kids!
Waiter: Okay, so do you guys have ID?
Everyone: Uhh... forgot it.
Waiter: How old are you?
Waiter: Okay. Well, since you don't have ID..... can you just not sit in front of the window?
Random crying's always nice
I’m writing my sister a letter. And crying. This hasn’t happened before! Fuck. I really miss her. I don’t understand why this is happening now and hasn’t happened in the past. I don’t know if it’s a bad idea to tell her how much I miss her because it might just make her miss home even more. But, I guess it’s a good thing to say it. I mean, maybe...
About being positive from here on...
I shouldn’t have said that. It’s not like my life is horrible or anything, but venting is good. So far, the events worth documenting for the past month or so have been negative. This doesn’t mean that I’m sad or depressed. I’m actually pretty pleased with life in general, but I have less happy things to write about. I’m also not going to just push myself to...
On a break from facebook
So… I’ve been off facebook for maybe 20 minutes, but I already feel healthier. Maybe now I can stop feeling like I find out too much about people’s lives without even trying. Oh, and this forces me to talk more to people in person, which is great. I tried this last year and could hold out for maybe a week, but I feel like this could work out longer. I think it’s probably...
Yeah, seems like a fucking plan. My self-worth does not rely on who does or does not requite my feelings, and once I stop focusing on that, things should go smoothly. ….. I’ll just keep saying it until I believe it.
I don't understand why I censor myself on this...
Is there a point?
I didn't think you'd noticed!
Me: So, I'm on episode 9 of "Square Pegs!"
Teacher: Oh no, you're binging! I guess you must've had a pretty busy weekend, what with watching "Square Pegs" and straightening your hair.
I love my school.
One of the teachers (not even MY teacher, mind you) was sitting in the library. He takes his film class there sometimes. Somehow, the topic of awesome tv shows came up, and I brought up that I watched “Freaks and Geeks” in it’s entirety on youtube in two days, and that I had also done the same sort of thing with Daria, though that took much longer because it’s five seasons,...
I miss Charla.
There. I said it. I miss my sister. I want her home, and I’m pissed that she’s still gone. What makes it worse is that I’ve only seen her once since September (check my very first post. not a good experience), only talked to her on the phone once, and my brother and mom are leaving me to go see her next week, but guess who doesn’t get to come? It sucks worse for her,...
WHAT SOCKS ARE YOU WEARING?!?!
NONE! i’m so promiscuous ;) Ask crap
And how've you been, miss?
great, thank you! things are swell. i feel like i haven’t spoken to you in a million years, though. and that’s really not so good. Ask crap
I like you :)
i like you too :) Ask crap
d-did you just say "hello?"
no, i said “‘ello,” but close enough. who asked this? you rule. Ask crap
Electric kettle, I love you so.
I received an electric kettle today. Momma went to the mall and I told her what to get, with not much hope that she’d come back with the right thing. OH MY GOD, SHE OUTDID HERSELF. Temperature controls! It’s quiet! Ahhh, my ears are not in pain! And oh my freaking god, I used to think I was getting the temperature close enough on the old kettle, but after being able to drink EverSummer...
Ahhhh! I wish parents only got the letter grades and not the teacher comments. I’d rather my mother see the D+ without an explanation. These upset me. I have been trying so hard this whole freaking year, but my grades are shit. And then there are those who don’t even try and they have A/B averages. What the hay-ell? I think I just need to become more lazy. Maybe then my grades will...
I inject pure kryptonite into my brain. It improves my kung-fu and it eases the...– Dan Reeder - Clean Elvis
Where is your sister? is she okay?
it’s best if you mind your biz. …but, she’s at boarding school and she’s fine. Ask crap
i want to have sex with you
that’s nice, I guess Ask crap
WHAT TIME IS IT?!
Aaaadventure time! … hi Devin ;) Ask crap
I brought a lighter on a plane. I feel so fucking...