August 2011
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kelsium: I need someone to recognize my talent for sitting on my ass and watching lots of television and reward me for it.
Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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hi tumblr. it's my birthday.
polyesteriot: my birthday wish is that everyone reblogs this. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GURL!
Aug 31st
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I know a guy who once told me he thought all girls...
I think he thought that was the right thing to say. In truth, I just wanted him to tell me that he had high standards and that I met those standards.
Aug 31st
thysfunktional asked: so like, what's up?
Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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I swear, aint no sign gets more freaky in bed than...
. This blog is fantastic.
Aug 30th
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Virgo can take it deeper than any other sign.
. is this dirty? i don’t think i like this advertised all over tumblr.
Aug 30th
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If you're dating a Virgo, you are dating a sexual...
. WHY ARE ALL THESE VIRGO “FACTS” ABOUT MY SEXUAL PROWESS?
Aug 30th
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WatchWatch
Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
calloway: well, it ain’t no use to sit and wonder why, babe.
Aug 30th
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Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
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Glutamus clefts.
thysfunktional: Why does my teacher care how many pieces of toilet paper we use? And why does he insist on making fun of me for it? i can’t wait for college.
Aug 29th
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last night/today i had a dream about this guy whom i’d had a crush on for the better part of a year. i dreamt he was gay. i wish he was. it’d make me feel better about a whole lot of things.
Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
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I woke up 20 minutes ago.
I fell asleep at 8:11. I might just go back to sleep now. Not sure if my mom’s home or not. Cleaned out my record collection. Now I need to sell these and buy more. It’s so hot, but I’m too lazy to do anything about it.
Aug 29th
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calloway: why do people actually use their aim email addresses is this 2004  hahaha i love my aim address!
Aug 29th
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Why haven't I gone to bed?
Is it worth sleeping at this point?
Aug 29th
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Mom's coming home later to(morrow/day)
And I’m still not tired, so I guess I can clean shit up until 8am or so and hope that she comes home with only 5 minutes worth of shit to yell at me about instead of 20.
Aug 29th
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ListenDOWNLOAD MY GOD DAMN FRIEND’S MUSIC...
Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
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Not watching the VMAs
No regrets.
Aug 29th
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Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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thysfunktional: Shared a shower with a fly today…hope it didn’t have a hidden camera in it. Weird. sister has a tumblaahhhh yeah.
Aug 28th
Aug 28th
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WTF, netflix?
First, you make it so I am only willing to pay for instant, then you take everything off instant!
Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
Aug 27th