August 2011
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kelsium:
I need someone to recognize my talent for sitting on my ass and watching lots of television and reward me for it.
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hi tumblr. it's my birthday.
polyesteriot:
my birthday wish is that everyone reblogs this.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GURL!
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I know a guy who once told me he thought all girls...
I think he thought that was the right thing to say. In truth, I just wanted him to tell me that he had high standards and that I met those standards.
thysfunktional asked: so like, what's up?
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I swear, aint no sign gets more freaky in bed than...
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This blog is fantastic.
Virgo can take it deeper than any other sign.
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is this dirty? i don’t think i like this advertised all over tumblr.
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If you're dating a Virgo, you are dating a sexual...
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WHY ARE ALL THESE VIRGO “FACTS” ABOUT MY SEXUAL PROWESS?
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calloway:
well, it ain’t no use to sit and wonder why, babe.
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Glutamus clefts.
thysfunktional:
Why does my teacher care how many pieces of toilet paper we use? And why does he insist on making fun of me for it?
i can’t wait for college.
last night/today i had a dream about this guy whom i’d had a crush on for the better part of a year. i dreamt he was gay. i wish he was. it’d make me feel better about a whole lot of things.
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I woke up 20 minutes ago.
I fell asleep at 8:11. I might just go back to sleep now. Not sure if my mom’s home or not. Cleaned out my record collection. Now I need to sell these and buy more. It’s so hot, but I’m too lazy to do anything about it.
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calloway:
why do people actually use their aim email addresses is this 2004
hahaha i love my aim address!
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Why haven't I gone to bed?
Is it worth sleeping at this point?
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Mom's coming home later to(morrow/day)
And I’m still not tired, so I guess I can clean shit up until 8am or so and hope that she comes home with only 5 minutes worth of shit to yell at me about instead of 20.
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Not watching the VMAs
No regrets.
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thysfunktional:
Shared a shower with a fly today…hope it didn’t have a hidden camera in it. Weird.
sister has a tumblaahhhh yeah.
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WTF, netflix?
First, you make it so I am only willing to pay for instant, then you take everything off instant!
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